The sun has come. The mist has gone. We see in the distance… our long way...– Maya Angelou (greatest poetess EVER)
And I’m going to eliminate some programs that I think are duplicative and...– New interview with Mitt Romney (via climateadaptation)
Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
holyshit-someoneactually: IT’S BACK. TOO GOOD NOT TO REBLOG AGAIN
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.