May 2012
“The sun has come.
The mist has gone.
We see in the distance…
our long way...”
– Maya Angelou (greatest poetess EVER)
“And I’m going to eliminate some programs that I think are duplicative and...”
– New interview with Mitt Romney (via climateadaptation)
Watch
Me: *breathes*
Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
Watchholyshit-someoneactually:
IT’S BACK. TOO GOOD NOT TO REBLOG AGAIN
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
